Deodouriser? On the Rocks?

by The Editor

Trawling the inner suburbs last night, the Canberran was amused to discover an unusual object gracing the shelves behind the bar in one particular establishment.  There, front and centre between the Kahlua and Frangelico was an Airwick fragrance dispenser complete with glowing green LED indicator.

The Canberran thought he had seen everything possible behind the bar, from live crocodiles in Cambodia to a ‘death clock’ at the now defunct Mortis in Braddon.  Surely though, dealing with bar stench could be done with slightly more discretion than putting the solution among the cream of 1980s liqueurs.

So, what else is out there?  What bar decorations have made you look twice when ordering your favourite tipple?